Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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