Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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