ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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