I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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