official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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