He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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