I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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