I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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