Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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