I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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