Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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