I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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