talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
