porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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