My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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