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Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing

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The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?

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Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner

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By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.

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I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends

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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.

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(303): View more from Colorado

When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying

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