So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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