What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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