I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You may now shotgun with the bride
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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