ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I can text with my tongue
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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