she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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