He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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