I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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