Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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