You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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