Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
She's the barista slut.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The feeling are messing with the penis
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
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