White coat. Heels.
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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