idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
What a dumb baby whore.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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