I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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