Dual....:-)
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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