She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
ok first of all what the fuck
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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