I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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