she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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