porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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