Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I think I am morally bankrupt
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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