I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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