What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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