Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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