He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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