So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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