Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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