you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
