dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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