You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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