We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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