belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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