I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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