What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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