I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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