Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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